Throwing Things at Other Things Outdoors

A few of the many possibilities, roughly in order of delight:

• Bocce

• Darts if you have outdoor darts

• Shuffleboard (the big kind like you might find on the deck of a cruise ship)

• Cornhole

• Horseshoes

A key criteria for adding a new entry to that list should be “can you drink while playing.” A key ranking criteria for activities once admitted is “how easily can you imagine an old man who could handily beat you at this game.” Ties go to the most bohemian imaginary old man.