Lettuce Grow Nook

They sell this at Costco. It’s very expensive and they want to sell you their special lettuce seedlings, etc, but it actually works to quickly grow a lot of lettuce and leafy herbs indoors, makes your home look like 2001: A Space Odyssey in a good way, and is (almost certainly) not contaminated with parasites. Put it next to a fancy Eames chair and call it a lifestyle.