Distressed Malls

This one is time sensitive. Dead malls are boring and dangerous, and thriving malls are just malls, but a distressed mall, that is sick enough to act as host to whimsical local businesses and moonshots and not quite sick enough to be an abandoned hulk, is a gol-durn delight.

Act quickly, “distressed mall” is not a stable state. Your distressed mall is on its way to being bulldozed (best outcome) or going full JOHN DIES AT THE END. It’s not coming back. Go to that weird candle store while you still can.