Hoard Paper Napkins in the Map Pocket of Your Car Door

A good drive-thru will always give you too many paper napkins. Don’t throw them in the trash! Instead squirrel them away in the little pocket of your car door, where they will annoy you for months until a day comes when you desperately need a napkin while driving, and you’ll thank your past self for enduring the clutter.

The alternative is somehow having a roll of paper towels in your car within reach of the driver, which is insane. Just have a horde of napkins near your feet like a completely normal person.